In homage to (arguably) the most unreadable book in the English language.
me another glass – bejesus! what the fliberdub wuz that, mixing the pocheen with Guinness and silver polish, sure ‘twas a fine thing and the dancin merry but now let me lay me poor poor aching head I need to rest awhile and sleep and sleep but what was that it seems all dark and where am I and what the fliberdub is all that racket and they’ll all be drinkin and dancin except me – what! you say this a wake for me? but I’m not –I was just asleep dead drunk – and I’m up and doin’ and parched so pass
me another glass – bejesus! what the fliberdub wuz that, mixing the pocheen with Guinness and silver polish, sure ‘twas a fine thing and the dancin merry but now let me lay me poor poor aching head I need to rest awhile and sleep and sleep but what was that it seems all dark and where am I and what the fliberdub is all that racket and they’ll all be drinkin and dancin except me – what! you say this a wake for me? but I’m not –I was just asleep dead drunk – and I’m up and doin’ and parched so pass
