“I have decided that you two will host the Christmas feast”, their Trappist cat decreed.
Danny nodded enthusiastically; Alice less so. It turned out that Danny's family of three required simply roast turkey, 10 roast potatoes (each) and a vat load of booze. Alice counted a raw food vegan, a nut allergy sufferer, a strict follower of the Paleo diet and a nephew who only ate jam sandwiches amongst her relatives.