With an eye roll followed by that "truth-will-set-you-free" look, she calmly stated, "As we grew in years, what we failed to gain in wisdom, we gained in inches."
Unwillingly yielding to the truth, I yelped, "Oh! No! fffuuudge"!
Upon uttering the word, "fudge", our eyes brightened. Like the skinny school girls we use to be, we scampered off to find the Chocolatier.