Thoroughly disgusted, I exited the dressing room and in exasperation commented to my friend, "They're using those funny carnival mirrors in there...you know, the kind that make you look fat."
With an eye roll followed by that "truth-will-set-you-free" look, she calmly stated, "As we grew in years, what we failed to gain in wisdom, we gained in inches."
Unwillingly yielding to the truth, I yelped, "Oh! No! fffuuudge"!
Upon uttering the word, "fudge", our eyes brightened. Like the skinny school girls we use to be, we scampered off to find the Chocolatier.
With an eye roll followed by that "truth-will-set-you-free" look, she calmly stated, "As we grew in years, what we failed to gain in wisdom, we gained in inches."
Unwillingly yielding to the truth, I yelped, "Oh! No! fffuuudge"!
Upon uttering the word, "fudge", our eyes brightened. Like the skinny school girls we use to be, we scampered off to find the Chocolatier.
