“Name?” the sergeant asked trying to get this bunch sorted and stowed so they could be arraigned for drug charges.
“Spartacus!” shouted the girl with cornrows, and the “SUD” gang tag on her lip.
“That’s surprisingly funny,” the sergeant laughed. “So what’s your real name?”
“Spar Tacus. Spar Kiesha Tacus. What’s so damn funny?” she scowled.
“Nothing – it’s an iconic movie quote. Kirk Douglas.”
“My fucking name ain’t no 'Kirk Douglas'.”
“No, because THAT would be absurd.”