“Our home planet is so boring,” complained one. “No fun there.”
“Earth could be nice,” suggested the second. “But we want a planet with intelligence. Moving on, then.”
“Mercury? Not bad, though a little toasty.”
The two groaned. “We’ll never find the perfect home!”
Suddenly, their spaceship passed by a relatively small mass in space. The two creatures eyed the planet, light bulbs going off.
“Of course! Pluto! Our own little corner, and not an official part of that crazy solar system, either.”
“Hope we packed enough sweaters, though.”