Golfing Excitement, by Russell Conover

“Man--is that darned Open still going on?” 
“Yep. Isn’t it wonderful?” 
“Seriously? YOU like golf?” 
“Hey--I’ve played all my life!” 
“And you haven’t permanently gone to sleep yet?” 
“At least this Open’s more interesting, now that it’s been moved to Pluto.” 
“Oh, yeah? How so?” 
“For starters, they can’t keep golf balls on the ground. No gravity.” 
“So what do they do?” 
“For one thing, all the holes are now in the air.” 
“Wait. What?” 
“And the players fly while hitting, too. Wild.” 
“Cut me a slice of that!” 
“Really. We gotta hit Pluto for some golfing fun.”