Ralph was suicidal each morning until his third mug of coffee. He would slouch in his armchair reading news on his tablet while toying with the notion of calling into work dead. But the caffeine would jack his heart up, fill his veins with enough hope to fuel another day.
After leaving a few cynical comments on social media he’ll put his tablet aside and with a grunt to his wife, embark on another day on Planet Stupid. By the time he arrived at work, he would almost be smiling.
Until Thursday, when his long suffering wife switched to decaf.
After leaving a few cynical comments on social media he’ll put his tablet aside and with a grunt to his wife, embark on another day on Planet Stupid. By the time he arrived at work, he would almost be smiling.
Until Thursday, when his long suffering wife switched to decaf.
