One diner, a large disgusting creature, wore a smug grin.
At one corner table, a quiet argument broke out.
"Why is he here? He's a beast! A sex offender! A bully!"
"He just invited himself."
"She was too weak to say no."
'She' – the dinner's host – had to sit beside it. It turned towards her, placed its hand between her thighs and said, "I'm enjoying this."