“You’re kidding, right?”
“Nope.”
“But it has to be the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!”
“I’m not going to argue the point.”
“But people are actually buying them?”
“Yep.”
“Why?”
“For some, it seems to be an actual fashion statement, but for most people, I think it’s just something they can wear to a Halloween party or pass on to someone else as a joke gift.”
“I remember years ago when there were jokes about people having braided armpits. But nose hair?”
“Yep. I call them “Nose Hair Extensions” and, I’m embarrassed to say, some of them are braided.”
“Nope.”
“But it has to be the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!”
“I’m not going to argue the point.”
“But people are actually buying them?”
“Yep.”
“Why?”
“For some, it seems to be an actual fashion statement, but for most people, I think it’s just something they can wear to a Halloween party or pass on to someone else as a joke gift.”
“I remember years ago when there were jokes about people having braided armpits. But nose hair?”
“Yep. I call them “Nose Hair Extensions” and, I’m embarrassed to say, some of them are braided.”
