I overheard Heather say that she loved Philip. Which was a shame. Because I loved Heather.
I told Heather that Philip loved me. Which wasn’t wise. Because Heather told Philip.
Philip told me he was intrigued. Which was interesting. Because Heather got excited.
I told Philip that Heather was really a man. I’m not sure why. But Heather had kittens!
Heather told Philip that she knew of a heaven where it took twenty-seven genders just to put her slipper on.
Two years later and Philip still won’t return my calls. But I did overhear Heather say that she hated him.
I told Heather that Philip loved me. Which wasn’t wise. Because Heather told Philip.
Philip told me he was intrigued. Which was interesting. Because Heather got excited.
I told Philip that Heather was really a man. I’m not sure why. But Heather had kittens!
Heather told Philip that she knew of a heaven where it took twenty-seven genders just to put her slipper on.
Two years later and Philip still won’t return my calls. But I did overhear Heather say that she hated him.
