“It took me a while to prepare the chum.”
“Where’s that gorgeous blonde wife of yours?”
“Gloria didn’t want to muss her pricey hairdo – or her expensive nails or high-priced wardrobe. Not to mention the jewelry. All genuine stones, of course.”
“Oh, come on, Harry. You knew she was high maintenance when you married her.”
“High maintenance is one thing, but the bitch is spending me into the poor house.”
“Later, Harry. Load the chum and start the boat. Hey, what are blonde hairs doing in the chum?”