- No thanks, Mam. I’m vegan, remember?
Oh yes. Sorry. There’s apple pie for dessert. You’ll have some of that.
- I can’t do gluten or sugar. I told you that the last time.
Did you? Sorry. I got that fair-trade coffee you like.
- No thanks, I’m caffeine free now.
Oh, for God’s sake. What can you have?
- Anything gluten, sugar, caffeine, meat and dairy free but I’m not hungry.
Afraid I’ll try to poison you again?
- Mam, your case worker is taking notes.