The Queen stood up and, turning to her lady in waiting, requested that the crown jewels be brought to her for inspection.
“I’d like to wear the Koh-I-Noor today,” she said after some thought.
“Of course you would,” replied her attendant. “You always wear that one when your son visits.”
The Queen nodded regally and continued, “My purple gown today please.”
“That always suits you.”
The Queen glared, “Always suits you what?”
Sigh, “Always suits you, your Majesty.”
“That’s better.”
“Now if your Majesty would take your medication nicely, I’ll tell the doctor what a good girl you’ve been.”
“I’d like to wear the Koh-I-Noor today,” she said after some thought.
“Of course you would,” replied her attendant. “You always wear that one when your son visits.”
The Queen nodded regally and continued, “My purple gown today please.”
“That always suits you.”
The Queen glared, “Always suits you what?”
Sigh, “Always suits you, your Majesty.”
“That’s better.”
“Now if your Majesty would take your medication nicely, I’ll tell the doctor what a good girl you’ve been.”
