All computer databases must now store the following information: an individual's height, weight, shoe size, chest measurement, eye colour, birthplace, gender, religion, ethnic origin and sexual orientation. Known as HWSSCMECBGRESO recording, its purpose is to monitor inequalities and discrimination in all walks of life.
Failure to request the information, or failure to supply it, is punishable by long prison sentences.
The changes have brought immediate results. Who would have guessed that brown-eyed bisexual men with 40" chests and size 9 shoes are more likely to be Buddhists?