Lieutenant Chatterjee piped up. "Ever seen that film Spartacus, boss? Kirk Douglas?"
Gordonus grunted. "So?"
"At the end, everyone volunteers to be executed. It's guilt-free. Try it."
Gordonus shrugged.
"OK, who won't complete the form properly?"
Someone stood up. "I won't complete the form properly!"
Immediately, another jumped up. "I won't complete the form properly!" Then another.
Suddenly, hundreds were yelling "I won't complete the form properly!"
Gordonus nodded. "I see. Summon the firing squads, Chatterjee."