When my wife’s plane hit the UFO, life became a lot more complicated.
Barbara, a corporate pilot, had been flying an empty Cessna business jet back to Phoenix when, over New Mexico, she hit the UFO. Both aircraft were vaporized in the crash, with only a few shards of metal left to differentiate between the two.
Today, in mail from Altier-64, forwarded via Washington, I learned that Barbara’s estate was being sued for eighty-four quadrillion klervits by the widow of the UFO pilot. I reached for the phone to call Sam Walbert, our attorney.
Barbara, a corporate pilot, had been flying an empty Cessna business jet back to Phoenix when, over New Mexico, she hit the UFO. Both aircraft were vaporized in the crash, with only a few shards of metal left to differentiate between the two.
Today, in mail from Altier-64, forwarded via Washington, I learned that Barbara’s estate was being sued for eighty-four quadrillion klervits by the widow of the UFO pilot. I reached for the phone to call Sam Walbert, our attorney.
