Staring at his computer, he screamed: "George!!!!" Six boys appeared instantly, as did his wife, Georgina.
He roared, "Someone's guessed my eBay password. I've lost thousands. Who gave it away?"
"Not I, father," said each George.
"Don't lie; which of you was it?"
Georgina tried to calm him. "George, perhaps someone just guessed –"
"Who's gonna guess a password like 'George'?"
Calmly, Georgina said, "Why not just change it, George, dear?"
He grunted at the screen. "'Pick a password, at least six letters.'" He started typing F******.
"Boys, I'm gonna have to call you a new name, now," he said.