"Hell. I've got burglars, " she said softly to herself.
She rose slowly, her joints making her grimace with pain and descended the stairs.
"What on earth are you doing in my house?" she demanded.
"This is a much desired property," stated the estate agent to the young couple.
The old woman told them to get out yet when she tried to push the estate agent her hands went straight through. They continued the tour of the property.
M. R. James, step aside – GL