“But we have to have a winner.”
“Why - it is an impossible task. Whoever we choose the others are likely to be offended and possibly so much so they’ll seek some form retribution later.”
“So what do you suggest?”
“Choosing them all.”
“But that will mean no one wins.”
“Yes - but no one loses either – it’s a win-win-win, 3 contenders, 3 winners.”
“But will that work.”
“Of course - we’ll call it the Grand Compromise – everyone wins by not winning. Might just catch on!”