I was absolutely elated when I found Izzy. Prepares and serves me yummy meals, loads and clears the dishwasher, takes out the garbage, mops the floors, cleans the toilet and the sinks, vacuums the living room, washes, irons and folds my clothes, removes expired items from the refrigerator, budgets, sorts the mail, takes telephone messages, changes light bulbs, maintains my car, mows and waters the lawn, trims the hedges, acts as my personal security guard, entertained the cat until he disappeared, baths and walks my nervous dog.
But now my robot wants a raise. What is a girl to do?
But now my robot wants a raise. What is a girl to do?
