So what is it you do? asks Bob.
I'm a Sixth Dimensional Geometry Light Worker says Jack, adding for clarity, A Tetragrammaton Technician.
Bob Underhill's pen comes to a standstill. Smart arse little bastard, he thinks but says, I believe we've got the very thing for you.
Bob goes into the back office where Katie only just manages to conceal her copy of Ascension Monthly.
Gimme that Waysave file please, Katie.
Back with Jack, Bob says, Shelving Technician suit you?
Great, says Jack, I can work from anywhere.