Dear Murderer of my partner, Candy, beware she had other partners who, unlike me, are not passive. They’ll want revenge, so be on the lookout; they know you like sweet American chocolate. Whatever food you like and consume this will be in it. It’ll be so well camouflaged you won’t know it’s there. In time you will develop diabetes, even though you will hardly pick up weight, yet this will slowly kill you. My joy will be in watching your anxiety as your health slowly but definitely disintegrates. Only our colleagues in the group can save you.