Bill eagerly climbed onstage, smiling at the cheering crowd. He grabbed the mike as the song started, and many audience members began to dance.
“Hold me closer, Tony Danza. Count the headlights on the highway.”
Sheila stopped her dancing short. “Wait. Tony Danza? That’s not right.”
Robert kept going. “Give him some credit. At least he’s trying.”
“Well, you dance like you have two left feet.”
“We both do, sweetheart. We’re giraffes.”
“So how the heck did we end up at karaoke night?”
“Who cares? Oh. Better get ready. You’re the next singer. Surprise!”