Keep Off The Grass, by Adam Smith

James stood on his porch, watching to ensure that no children stepped on his lawn as they passed by after school.

James had the nicest lawn in the neighborhood, due to the meticulous attention he paid to its care. Children had no appreciation for the labor and attention to detail that went into creating such a spectacular expanse of emerald green.

It takes a special kind talent to be able to achieve such results.

And it takes a special kind of talent to be able to wound without killing a child from ten yards away, with a nine millimeter, semi-automatic.