"This will do nicely!" he sneered.
"Oh, you are so romantic," beamed Chantelle, "you've even written me a message. How sweet."
It read, "To Martha, miss you always, you loved this view."
She pushed the flowers back to Josh and stormed off swearing. Josh dropped and stamped on them in a petulant rage, then crossed the road. Unfortunately, a car narrowly missed him.