“What?”
“Stupid goddamned book. Who BUYS such crap?”
“You did.”
“That’s not what I meant. Anyway, it was a freebie.”
“So?”
“So. First this girl gets picked up at a gas station by a guy who turns out to be a billionaire. Goes to Vegas with him. Her artistic talent is discovered. Whee! THEN, some chick chats her up, and the stupid twit bares her soul!”
“Again. So?”
“Well, it’s Grey Lite. And it’s so obvious the chick is a gossip columnist.”
“If you hate it, why are you still reading it?”
“Gotta find out what happens.”