“My Bert does look handsome, don’t he?” An elderly wife admires my masterpiece.
“Our Cammy’s always been a bad girl, but you’ve made her look like an angel.” Her parents tear up; nod approval at my artful disguise.
“Darling Julian’s a vision of health,” one half of a same-sex couple gazes at his partner’s rouged, fleshed-out cheeks. You’re a wiz with a colour palette.
I pulled down the shutters and locked the door on my artwork; three more satisfied clients rested in peace at Fine Farewell’s Funeral and Embalming Parlour, looking good for their final journey.
“Our Cammy’s always been a bad girl, but you’ve made her look like an angel.” Her parents tear up; nod approval at my artful disguise.
“Darling Julian’s a vision of health,” one half of a same-sex couple gazes at his partner’s rouged, fleshed-out cheeks. You’re a wiz with a colour palette.
I pulled down the shutters and locked the door on my artwork; three more satisfied clients rested in peace at Fine Farewell’s Funeral and Embalming Parlour, looking good for their final journey.
