Lunchtime With Frick And Frack, by Amy Friedman

“Oh man. What a ripoff.”
“Oooooookay. What are you complaining about now?”
“This lunch. It says ‘Tortelloni’.”
“So?”
“Well, LOOK! These are tortellini.”
“How can you tell?”
“They’re too small.”
“Well, do they taste OK?”
“Not the point. It’s false advertising.”
“Maybe they misspelled it on the box?”
“You are so credulous! Tortelloni are supposed to be yuuuuuuge. Big mamas. These are eeny. Look.”
“They look OK to me. Actually, that one looks like a little piggie. “
WHAT?
“C’mon! Can’t you see? There’s the squinty eyes, and the cute little snoot … “
“I am NOT talking to you.”