He was caught in the act one night when his wife unexpectedly arrived home early. He was guilty!
Gingerly handling the evidence, Mrs. MacDee commented that his red-head girlfriend, Wendy, needed a new look-she was getting too old for pigtails. His wife then announced that she would be dining with a King the following night.
With a clown-like grin, Mr. MacDee suggested a double date.
She scoffed, "No. My little friend, Caesar, doesn't welcome beefy types."