“But to whom will we demand Americans take us?” the blue creature wondered. “These candidates for president are ... interesting.”
Red sighed. “All this bickering and name-calling during debates?”
“And a big wall between two countries? Really?” Blue asked. “Time to change our strategy.”
So the two, and their fellow extraterrestrials, invaded the presidential debates, capturing each candidate and sending them into space. Most people screamed in terror, but some thanked the invaders for their generous service.
“A job well done, Red.”