I was in 1B, downstairs, but we had a flood and water covered the living room; the super put me in 2C. Someone moved out of 3E, so I slipped the super fifty bucks and he let me have it.
A pay raise allowed me to move into 4A; don’t know what happened to the poor slob who got kicked out.
I’ve cut back to one meal a day. Super says he’ll give me the “pent house” for an extra $150.00 a month. I’m moving up in the world!