This year I shopped for her.
Too easy! The perfect gift in minutes.
“Afterpay, Paypal, Apple-pay, Bitcoin, Google Wallet, Mastercard, Visa, Amazon, or American Express?”
“Cash?”
Rolled eyes. I was the customer she’d been warned about.
“I’ll get the manager.”
The manager, equally unimpressed.
I noted the sign 'Free Gift Wrapping' – ask our friendly staff. Didn’t dare.
My Angel cooed on Christmas morning opening her gift.
I puffed with pride.
Until she whispered, “You bought me that last year!”