Your submission must be literary, that is, either a story epic in scope or a truly evocative prose. Since it must be exactly one hundred words, evocative is the easier choice.
Again, the number of words must be exactly one hundred, otherwise our editors won’t even look at it.
Okay, make that one hundred plus or minus one, or better yet, plus or minus ten.
Guys, forget the word count, just send us something funny.