“Georgie, I’ve made my New Year’s Resolutions and written them all down.”
“Just how many resolutions did you make that you need to write them down, Sal?”
“Oh, at least a dozen … lose 30 pounds, become a vegetarian, read a book a week, start training for a marathon, learn a foreign language …”
“Sal, the year will be over before you’re half way through them.”
“You’ll see. 2015 will be the year!”
“2015 is over. This is 2016.”
“2016? I guess you’re right, Georgie, I didn’t keep any of them.”