Bruce was young and ambitious but after a few seasons near the top without major success he was afraid that his career might be entering the doldrums. If he wasn’t to go down as just another eternal talent he needed to deliver the goods PDQ. The older players told him a trick that could swing the match and kick-start his stalling career – if he could get away with it unseen.
The time had come. Bruce caught the ball thrown by the captain. But as he groped for the sandpaper in his trousers the TV cameras zoomed in on his crotch.
The time had come. Bruce caught the ball thrown by the captain. But as he groped for the sandpaper in his trousers the TV cameras zoomed in on his crotch.
