Henri accepted. “I’ll put it in my pile of collectibles.”
“Shouldn’t you first learn how to use it?” asked his wife.
“Nothing to learn.”
Later on, Henri stood before the TV pointing a remote.
“Darn, why isn’t this working? Piece of crap!” he fumed, tapping repeatedly with increased momentum.
When the doorbell rang, his wife ran to the front door.
“Hi, looks like your garage door is malfunctioning,” stated the neighbour from across the street. “It’s opening and closing, opening and... dozen or more times in the last fifteen minutes.”