First up was the discovery that cheese is really good for people’s longevity. He celebrated with a cheese omelette for breakfast, macaroni cheese and salad for lunch and ended his day with a huge pile of cheese and biscuits.
Secondly, a letter from the IRS announced the news that he’d overpaid his taxes for the last 10 years. Amazing!
Thirdly – and this was the killer – he decided to do a little cleaning up of his shop, Captive Born Reptiles.
He entered the python’s cage. Boy, it was mucky in there…