“Not too hard. I just keep a running list.”
“But your office receives so many presidential votes! How do you do it?”
“It's all about finding something that works.”
“So, who's our winner?”
“Well, the polls won't close for some time, but I could guess.”
“Lay it on me!”
“It's not going to make you happy, and a lot of other people.”
“Just tell me. This is important stuff, y'know.”
“Let's just say a move to Pluto might be our best option.”