Why do I always seem to be doing the dishes when I don’t even cook? The full cup is lukewarm beside my elbow, one minute in the microwave will do. Why is it that online purchases come out of your credit card account immediately, but payments take days to process? The two-thirds cup is tepid, so back to the microwave for thirty seconds. Why do I bother scrolling, when asked for a headshot, even though I always end up selecting the same one, the one I hate least. The half-full cup is now cold. Pour it. Put on the kettle.
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