ONE SIDE OF A TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
- “Hi, Pops! Nice to hear from you!”
- “You wanna go ahead with the job? Sure? Whaddayawant on the ceiling? Plain white?”
- “Pictures? Jeez, Pops, ceiling paper on a curved ceiling’s tough. It’ll cost.”
- “You what, Pops?”
- “You want some pics of Bible scenes painted by HAND up there? Sixty feet up? I’ll need scaffolding, Pops.”
- “Really? Just send you the bill? OK, but gold halo paint prices are pretty high just now. What pics d’ya want?”
- “Whatever I like?”
- “No, I don’t do smiling women. That’s the other guy, Pops.”
- “Sorry, Pops, I can’t ‘throw in a helicopter’ for free.”
- “Hi, Pops! Nice to hear from you!”
- “You wanna go ahead with the job? Sure? Whaddayawant on the ceiling? Plain white?”
- “Pictures? Jeez, Pops, ceiling paper on a curved ceiling’s tough. It’ll cost.”
- “You what, Pops?”
- “You want some pics of Bible scenes painted by HAND up there? Sixty feet up? I’ll need scaffolding, Pops.”
- “Really? Just send you the bill? OK, but gold halo paint prices are pretty high just now. What pics d’ya want?”
- “Whatever I like?”
- “No, I don’t do smiling women. That’s the other guy, Pops.”
- “Sorry, Pops, I can’t ‘throw in a helicopter’ for free.”
