Ted sighed since his e-mail inbox was overflowing with messages. Between personal notes, mailing lists, and promotions, he could never reach that magic number of zero new e-mails. But, what to do?
He knew he wanted to read everything, so ignoring messages wasn’t an option. He decided to sign up for a speed-reading class, to increase his productivity. Trouble was, he then read so quickly that his momentum sent him sailing to Pluto, never to be seen on Earth again.
“Popularity’s great, but I miss home,” Ted sighed. “At least I escaped the online madness, with no e-mail on Pluto.”
He knew he wanted to read everything, so ignoring messages wasn’t an option. He decided to sign up for a speed-reading class, to increase his productivity. Trouble was, he then read so quickly that his momentum sent him sailing to Pluto, never to be seen on Earth again.
“Popularity’s great, but I miss home,” Ted sighed. “At least I escaped the online madness, with no e-mail on Pluto.”
