“What’s up?” I responded.
“My assignment is to find a place on Earth that has a diverse human population with no crime or violence. I’ve searched everywhere and there is just no such place. Do you think my teacher is messing with me?” he asked.
“Oh, I can think of a place that meets that criteria.”
“Really! Where in the world would that be?” he asked dumbfounded.
“It’s called the cemetery,” I stated.