Soon, the shark appeared as promised.
"Hello, Philip,” Paxman said, “may I call you Philip?"
"Of course, Mr Paxman. Sharks don't have second names."
"So tell me, Philip, why did you agree to this interview?"
"I was getting desperate, I'm afraid," Philip explained.
"Yes, and I'm afraid I’m going to have to stop this right now," said Philip, cutting the interview short.
And the interviewer.