“Yeah, nine of ‘em.”
“My grandma always said ‘nice peas’.”
“‘Nine pickles’ is more fun.”
“No it’s not. It’s gross.”
“So you don’t have to say it. I like pickles.”
“Gordon said something about ‘Mary’s violet eyes’.”
“Oh come on. Everybody knows violet eyes are a myth.”
“Liz Taylor had ‘em.”
“No she didn’t. That was a makeup trick. Everyone knows that! Anyway, she’s dead.”
“What does that have to do with the price of ketchup?”
“Oh good grief.”
“Lord you’re a spoilsport.”
“A real PITA.”
“A what?”
“Pain In The Ass.”
“Wha’d you call me?”
“Oh, never mind.”