Rapper Jay B hired me because I'm the best in the business . . .
If you've got a super yacht, I’m your man. Yachting skills aside, there are other qualifications you need for this job. If the ladies are out on deck in their bikinis, you want to ensure they have their privacy. What if they want an all-over tan?
Then there is storage. The super rich like their champagne perfect and they will never settle for warm booze.
Finally, the rich need to shit too. Too much champagne can do that to a body, so you definitely need to know the best ways of getting rid of poop and loads of it.
*Thanks to Ed Robinson for the title of this story, and thanks to Wikipedia for the pic. In the interests of full disclosure, I admit this story is longer than 100 words. Tsk!
If you've got a super yacht, I’m your man. Yachting skills aside, there are other qualifications you need for this job. If the ladies are out on deck in their bikinis, you want to ensure they have their privacy. What if they want an all-over tan?
Then there is storage. The super rich like their champagne perfect and they will never settle for warm booze.
Finally, the rich need to shit too. Too much champagne can do that to a body, so you definitely need to know the best ways of getting rid of poop and loads of it.
*Thanks to Ed Robinson for the title of this story, and thanks to Wikipedia for the pic. In the interests of full disclosure, I admit this story is longer than 100 words. Tsk!
