It’s the standard. It’s getting higher and higher. Comic ones are wittier and sad ones more emotional. The horror tales are getting scarier, the love stories sweeter, twists twistier and punchlines punchier! I’m afraid mine will sound bland and won’t get any likes or comments.
Well you definitely won’t if you don’t submit anything. If you keep trying you’ll get better and better, too.
Hmmm, you know you’re right, don’t you?
Yes! And, you know what that means.
Yeah, stop procrastinating and write my story…