The lady was somewhat nervous as she stood, for the very first time in her life, before the judge in a Texas courtroom.
“The charge is murder, how do you plead?” asked the judge.
“Not guilty, your honor. It was self defense. He attacked me, took my purse and was attempting to rape me.”
“But ma’am you shot the man six times. Can you explain to the court why you shot him six times?” the judge asked.
“Well your honor, when I pulled the trigger for the seventh time, it just went ‘click’.”
“Case dismissed.”
“The charge is murder, how do you plead?” asked the judge.
“Not guilty, your honor. It was self defense. He attacked me, took my purse and was attempting to rape me.”
“But ma’am you shot the man six times. Can you explain to the court why you shot him six times?” the judge asked.
“Well your honor, when I pulled the trigger for the seventh time, it just went ‘click’.”
“Case dismissed.”
