“Which one?” gasped Andrew. “What do I press?”
“Well,” replied Stella shakily, “one will keep the monsters from attacking by activating a force field. One will cause the earth to be flooded with water forever. And one will launch every human being into space.”
“But which is which?!”
“Weren’t you paying attention at orientation?”
Andrew sighed, shaking his head. He closed his eyes and pressed a random button.