Reflection, by Russell Conover

“Whew! Some party last night.”
“You’re telling me. I thought you’d never stop singing.”
“What are you talking about? I never sing in public.”
“That was definitely your voice. Though, I wasn’t sure about your face.”
“Why?”
“Oh, just a huge lampshade over your head.”
“Impossible! I’d never act that way at a party.”
“Even after a drink or four?”
“I moderate my alcohol intake as needed.”
“Wasn’t needed yesterday, huh?”
“Enough! I don’t have to take this!”
“Hey--chill! I was right there next to you!”
“You were?”
“Singing even more loudly and dancing like an idiot.”
“Friends forever!”