“I’m sorry for all the terrible things I’ve done. How can I atone?”
“You’ll be reincarnated as a lowly life form. If you redeem yourself in this next life, then you can be reborn as a respected human being. There’s no choice.”
“I’m ready to hear my punishment.”
“Read the verdict!”
“NOOOOO!!!!!! Anything but that. PLEASE!! ANYTHING!!!
“The decision is final. You will be reincarnated as Donald Trump’s campaign manager.”